This aftershave is like that guy you knew in high school who was valedictorian, captain of the football team, good with the ladies, but still really nice and everyone couldn't help but love him? Yeah, screw that guy. What we're saying is, it's perfect and it has it all. And it leads to a better life.*
"Can you please just list all the smelly things in this smell bottle?"
Fine. Cardamom, lavender, bergamot, and caraway. Just think pirate ship without the scurvy (because of the bergamot).